Sunday, December 26, 2010

Christmas Dinner 2010

This year for Christmas I decided to cook a standing rib roast with Yorkshire pudding. It has been years since I cooked a rib roast and I've never made Yorkshire pudding. So here's what I did ...

Step One: Research
What gave me the idea was I saw someone on the food channel preparing it. So I searched for other shows that were cooking roasts and the two shows that surfaced to the top of my list were Alton Brown's Good Eats and Martha Stewart's Christmas Special. The method I most closely followed was Alton Brown's.

Step Two: Shop
I looked through the local papers and my local butcher shop, Bolner's , for any specials on standing rib roast and settled on H.E.B.'s Central Market. I like their butcher shop and really like that store.

Step Three: Start Cooking the Rib Roast
I used a probe thermometer in cooking the roast. I also used a glass bake-ware dish so I could make au jus from the drippings. Here are the steps I took.
  1. Scar the top of the roast and coated it with olive oil, salt and fresh ground pepper.
  2. Place the roast with probe thermometer in pre-heated 225 degree oven. Set the thermometer to alarm once the internal temperature of the roast reaches 118 degrees. It took approximately 3 and a half hours to reach 118.
  3. Take the roast out of the oven, cover loosely with foil, and allow to rest until the internal temperature reaches 130 degrees.
  4. Set oven to 500 degree. Place the roast in the oven once the internal temperature reaches 130 for approximately 10 to 15 minutes.
  5. Take roast out of the oven, cover with foil and let rest until ready to serve.

Step Four: Yorkshire Pudding
  1. The batter consists of 2 cups of all purpose flour, 4 eggs and 3 cups of milk. Add the milk a cup at a time until the mixture is the consistency of heavy cream. Let it sit for 30 minutes prior to baking. Click here for the recipe I used.
  2. Take grease from the drippings using a baster and cover the bottom of each muffin cup of a muffin pan.
  3. Pour enough batter into each cup to cover about 1/3 of the cup.
  4. Bake in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 to 25 minutes.



Saturday, December 25, 2010

Favorite Christmas Movies

Here's a list of my favorite Christmas movies. I try to watch at least one of these each year to help me get in the spirit.
Special note here - I like the originals not the remakes of each of these movies. The remakes all seem to lose something in the "re-imagining." If they ever try to remake A Christmas Story, ... I'm just saying.

This is the movie I look forward to the most each Christmas. It perfectly captures what it is like to be a child at Christmas time.

You come to see Will Ferrell play a giant elf, you stay because you get caught up in the spirit of Christmas. This movie also marks the big screen crossover success for director John Favreau and actress Zooey Deschanel (who would go on to break my heart in 500 Days of Summer).

The chemistry of this perfect cast including Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Juliette Lewis, Randy Quaid and legendary actors E.G. Marshall and John Randolph hilariously captures that feeling of being stuck with your family during the holidays.

For years I avoided this movie but it relentlessly came back year after year on NBC and finally broke me down. Now I can't wait for it to come on each year and in fact I actually bought a copy just in case NBC drops it. The movie that answers the question "What would life be like if you never existed." Turns out you actually had a much bigger impact on the ones you loved than you think. So when the hardships of life get you down, pop in this movie to remind yourself that you are connected to something bigger than yourself and that you are loved.

This movie will teach you to be less cynical at Christmas time. Plus Natalie Wood is perfect as a child who doesn't believe in Santa.

All three are adaptations of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol telling the story of Ebenezer Scrooge. And each one thoroughly captures the spirit of Christmas. It seems each year there is a new version of this Christmas classic but these three are my favorite. Especially the Bill Murray version since it puts a modern spin on the classic tale without losing the message.

Cary Grant is perfect as an angel who shows up to remind David Niven & Loretta Young about what Christmas is really about.

These movies are the grandfather of all holiday movie classics. Who doesn't want to watch Bing Crosby sing White Christmas?

A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down ... This movie will make you laugh while teaching you important lessons about the spirit of Christmas.

Boris Karloff is amazing in this role.

I used to think Judy Garland only did one movie, The Wizard of Oz, until I saw this movie. It is a family classic sure to get you in the mood for Christmas. It is also an interesting history lesson as you get to see a family dealing with the changing times of turn of the century America. This movie, along with Judy Garland's performance, gave birth to the song Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.

These movies are bad I admit but I'm a big Tim Allen fan and these movies get to me. They're simple and silly.

This movie is the perfect Christmas movie for when you just want pure escapism during the maddening holiday season.





Saturday, December 18, 2010

What's on my iPod - December 2010

Hey Steve, What's on your iPod ...

Reckoner - Radiohead live from the basement




Gnarls Barkley - Reckoner (Radiohead cover)




Radiohead-Bangers N' Mash (From the Basement)




LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends



Interpol - Success




The Cult -Embers on Guitar Center Sessions



The Black Keys - Next Girl



Cake - Sick of You













Sunday, December 5, 2010

Movies of 2010

Here's a list of the movies I saw in 2010 and the movies released in 2010 I still want to see.

http://www.movieweb.com/releases/year/movies

Youth in Revolt
January 8th, 2010

Daybreakers
January 8th, 2010

The Book of Eli
January 15th, 2010

Legion
January 22nd, 2010

When in Rome
January 29th, 2010

Edge of Darkness
January 29th, 2010

From Paris with Love
February 5th, 2010

The Wolfman
February 12th, 2010

Valentine's Day
February 12th, 2010

Shutter Island
February 19th, 2010

The Ghost Writer
February 19th, 2010

Cop Out
February 26th, 2010

Alice in Wonderland
March 5th, 2010

The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights
March 12th, 2010

Green Zone
March 12th, 2010

She's Out of My League
March 12th, 2010

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
March 19th, 2010

The Bounty Hunter
March 19th, 2010

How to Train Your Dragon
March 26th, 2010

Greenberg
March 26th, 2010

Hot Tub Time Machine
March 26th, 2010

Clash of the Titans
April 2nd, 2010

Date Night
April 9th, 2010

Kick-Ass
April 16th, 2010

The Losers
April 23rd, 2010

Harry Brown
April 30th, 2010

Iron Man 2
May 7th, 2010

Robin Hood
May 14th, 2010

Solitary Man
May 21st, 2010

MacGruber
May 21st, 2010

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
May 28th, 2010

Get Him to the Greek
June 4th, 2010

The Karate Kid
June 11th, 2010

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
June 30th, 2010

The Last Airbender
July 1st, 2010

Predators
July 9th, 2010

Despicable Me
July 9th, 2010

The Kids Are All Right
July 9th, 2010

The Girl Who Played with Fire
July 9th, 2010

Salt
July 23rd, 2010

Inception
July 16th, 2010

Dinner for Schmucks
July 30th, 2010

The Other Guys
August 6th, 2010

The Expendables
August 13th, 2010

Eat, Pray, Love
August 13th, 2010

Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World
August 13th, 2010

Piranha 3D
August 20th, 2010

The American
September 1st, 2010

Machete
September 3rd, 2010

The Town
September 17th, 2010

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
September 24th, 2010

The Social Network
October 1st, 2010

Red
October 15th, 2010

Hereafter
October 22nd, 2010

Paranormal Activity 2
October 22nd, 2010

Due Date
November 5th, 2010

Skyline
November 12th, 2010

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1
November 19th, 2010

Faster
November 24th, 2010

The Tourist
December 10th, 2010

Black Swan
December 17th, 2010

The Fighter
December 10th, 2010

Tron: Legacy
December 17th, 2010

True Grit
December 22nd, 2010

How Do You Know
December 17th, 2010

Little Fockers
December 22nd, 2010


Haven't seen yet but eventually will ...

Repo Men
March 19th, 2010

Chloe
March 26th, 2010

When You're Strange
April 9th, 2010

Warlords
April 10th, 2010

Death at a Funeral
April 16th, 2010

Paper Man
April 23rd, 2010

The Human Centipede
April 28th, 2010

Letters to Juliet
May 14th, 2010

Ondine
June 11th, 2010

The A-Team
June 11th, 2010

Cyrus
June 18th, 2010

I Am Love
June 18th, 2010

Jonah Hex
June 18th, 2010

Knight and Day
June 23rd, 2010

Grown Ups
June 25th, 2010

The Sorcerer's Apprentice
July 14th, 2010

Get Low
July 30th, 2010

Going the Distance
September 3rd, 2010

Devil
September 17th, 2010

The Freebie
September 17th, 2010

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
September 22nd, 2010

Let Me In
October 1st, 2010

It's Kind of a Funny
October 8th, 2010

Inside Job
October 8th, 2010

Jackass 3D
October 15th, 2010

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
October 29th, 2010

127 Hours
November 5th, 2010

MegaMind
November 5th, 2010

Morning Glory
November 10th, 2010

Cool It
November 12th, 2010

Love and Other Drugs
November 24th, 2010

I Love You Phillip Morris
December 3rd, 2010

The Tempest
December 10th, 2010

Gulliver's Travels
December 22nd, 2010

Blue Valentine
December 31st, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Taste of Asia / Pho Cong Ly

Location
300 W Bitters Rd
San Antonio, TX 78216
(210) 496-6266

My favorite place for Pho in San Antonio. I eat here about once a month when I need the soup of the gods. I usually eat one of their many variations of Pho with an order of their spring rolls. Their spring rolls are big and crunchy like Viet Nam (another of my favorite restaurants in San Antonio).
If you're looking for Pho and you're in San Antonio, you won't be disappointed.

Before
















After


De Wese's Tip Top Cafe

Location
2814 Fredericksburg Rd
San Antonio, TX 78201
(210) 732-0191

This is one of the oldest family owned restaurants in the state and it shows in its perfect execution of old school comfort food with such sublime classics as chicken fried steak, meatloaf, chicken and dumplings, onion rings and pork roast while also tipping their hat at local comfort food such as enchiladas.

The chicken fried steak is served on a bed of gravy which is a little off-putting at first when the plate is delivered and you don't see the visual assault of the gravy smothered steak. Luckily the food is so profoundly devastating that you quickly rationalize that every CFS should be served this way.

But this isn't just your plain old "comfort food" good, no this is like "last meal on earth" good.

The ambiance also adds to the flavor of the restaurant with its wood-paneled walls, classic booths, old school lunch counter and the walls decorated like your grandfather's basement.
Some of the downsides are that it has a tiny parking lot and limited seating coupled with a band of loyal customers means that it can be hard to get a seat. But the friendly staff and the outstanding food make up for its limitations.

Also be advised that Credit Cards are not accepted so be prepared to pay cash. There's an ATM next door if you forget.

Auden's Kitchen

Location
700 East Sonterra Boulevard
San Antonio, TX 78258
(210) 494-0070

Tucked away in a sleepy strip center off of Sonterra exists Auden's Kitchen - a restaurant that takes comfort food seriously. This place is a recent discovery for me but I plan on having a long relationship with Auden's Kitchen.

Its chef/owner is classically trained chef Bruce Auden who hails from London. Auden is a highly touted chef who was recently named one of the "Ten Best New Chefs in America" by Food and Wine magazine. The restaurant's slogan is "We Take Good, Everyday Food to a New Level." My spin on that is this restaurant is Chef Auden's manifestation of the growing trend in European cooking of moving away from the Michelin-starred dining style to something more accessible. A style of serving food that is simple yet still yields extraordinary flavor. And I would say he has hit that mark.

Their big standout dishes are the fried chicken, fish 'n chips, chicken potpie and pizza. And it's one of the few places in San Antonio that serves outstanding corn bread. While I've never had it, I did notice they have a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich on the kids menu. I'm a Nutella fiend so I have to give them a star just for having that on the menu. They also have an extensive wine line that shouldn't be overlooked.

The dining room has a very sleek, modern feel to it with the concrete floors, chrome wire shelving and the neutral colors. It has an open kitchen layout so you can watch your food being prepared. It also has a very nice bar area with a huge TV in case you ever get stuck waiting for a table.

Friday, January 15, 2010

The Book of Eli

Plot
Eli, also known as the Walker, is traveling west looking for a resting place for his book. The Catch? It's a post-apocalyptic America where gangs are roaming the streets looking for a special book. In other words, Mad Max with a library card.


Central Conflict
Good versus Evil, Baby. The setup for this conflict is straight out of an old western. Eli, as the lone wolf, stumbles into a small isolated town that is run by the archetype oppressive robber baron of the old westerns played by Gary Oldman. Ironically named Carnegie, Gary Oldman, wants this book that Eli is traveling with and he wants it bad. He's willing to sacrifice everything to capture this book because he believes it will be the cornerstone for controlling the new world forming in this post-apocalypse. What comes out of this desire to possess the book is the classic confrontation of Good versus Evil. Eli believes that the book has a benevolent future of helping mankind heal while Carnegie believes it's a weapon he can use to control the masses. The conflict over the book and it's power introduces this social commentary on religion but it quickly gets lost amongst the hand to hand combat sequences. And what we're left with is an action movie with a mixed message do unto your brother before they do it to you? But never fear, the conflict does sort of get resolved. Good sort of triumphs over evil in this case but who really wins in post-apocalyptic America?

Influences and flaws
As I mentioned previously, the setup of this movie borrows heavily from the western archetype. And it has obvious influences from the dozen or so apocalyptic movies that have come before it such as Mad Max. But one other obvious influence is the series of samurai movies made about the character Zatoichi. If you are unfamiliar with Zatoichi, he is a seemingly harmless blind man that wanders the country side in Feudal Japan with his trusty cane. When he encounters a conflict, a samurai sword emerges from his cane and he would take care of business Daredevil style. There was an American version of this film made called Blind Fury with Rutger Hauer.


Are you not entertained?
The movie has great action sequences but not much else. When you have Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman on the marquee, expectations run high but unfortunately those expectations aren't completely realized since they're really not give much to work with. The story seemed way to contrived and cliche. The twist at the end was interesting but not authentic enough to elevate this movie. They tried to go "Six Sense" with a twist at the end but by then I didn't care.

Odds and Ends
Frances de la Tour and Michael Gambon, who star as an old couple in Eli, starred together in the Harry Potter movies. Malcolm McDowell, Jennifer Beals and Tom Waits also star in the movie.


If you're interested in this movie, you should also check out ...

Zatoichi
Blind Fury
Mad Max
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
The Road
Open Range
A Fistful of Dollars
Pale Rider
Daredevil

Favorite Movies from the last decade

I picked these movies first and foremost because they were entertaining films but also because I related to them on a personal level or they've stayed with me because I think of them often. Also I left out the trinity of trilogies to save space: LOTR, Matrix and Star Wars.


Up (2009)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
District 9 (2009)
Star Trek (2009)
The Hangover (2009)
Up in the Air (2009)
Avatar (2009)
Where the Wild Things Are (2009)
Zombieland (2009)
It Might Get Loud (2009)
The Hurt Locker (2009)
Public Enemies (2009)
Whatever Works (2009)
Gran Torino (2008)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
Ghost Town (2008)
RockNRolla (2008)
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Doubt (2008)
Yes Man (2008)
Iron Man (2008)
Red Belt (2008)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Zodiac (2007)
Darjeeling Limited (2007)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Little Miss Sunshine (2007)
Stranger than Fiction (2007)
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007)
Once (2007)
Children of Men (2007)
300 (2007)
Reign Over Me (2007)
Knocked Up (2007)
Walk Hard (2007)
The Prestige (2006)
The Lives of Others (2006)
The Departed (2006) - the original, Infernal Affairs, is also worth watching
Nacho Libre (2006)
Casino Royale (2006)
Lord of War (2005)
Syriana (2005)
Batman Begins (2005)
Serenity (2005)
Sin City (2005)
Kung Fu Hustle (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
Wedding Crasher (2005)
40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Constant Gardener (2005)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Terminal (2004)
Collateral (2004)
The Incredibles (2004)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Sideways (2004)
Dear Frankie (2004) - Scottish Indie movie with a heart
Spartan (2004)
Anchorman (2004)
Borne Supremacy (2004)
Team America (2004)
Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)
Oldboy (2003) - very dark, sadistic movie being remade by will smith
Seabiscuit (2003)
Open Range (2003) - Great modern old school Western
Swimming Pool (2003)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2 (2003)
Lost in Translation (2003)
Second Hand Lions (2003)
Elf (2003)
Master and Commander (2003) Movie I most wish would have been a franchise
Last Samurai (2003)
I Am David (2003)
About a Boy (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Gangs of New York (2002)
Spiderman (2002)
Amelie (2001)
Gosford Park (2001)
Seredipity (2001)
Training Day (2001)
Spy Game (2001)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Iron Monkey (2001)
From Hell (2001)
High Fidelity (2001)
Ali (2001) Favorite Bio Pic of the oughts
Finding Forrester (2000)
Snatch (2000)
Almost Famous (2000)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Gladiator (2000)

Favorite Movies from 2009

In no particular order ...

Up
Inglourious Basterds
District 9
Star Trek
Up in the Air
The Hangover
Avatar
Where the Wild Things Are
Zombieland
It Might Get Loud
The Hurt Locker
Public Enemies
Whatever Works

Dreamland

Plot
The story centers on a young girl named Audrey that lives in a trailer park in the New Mexico desert. We soon learn that her best friend Calista, also from the trailer park, has succumbing to the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis and that her father can't leave the grounds of the trailer park because he's so emotionally crippled by the death of his wife, our protagonist's mother. Enter stage left ... Justin Long, now and forever known as the Apple guy, stumbles upon their trailer park on his way to a basketball tryout at UNLV.

Central Conflict
Audrey is a girl destined for greatness who hides her fear of failure in the stoic duties of taking care of her emotionally crippled father and her friend Calista who’s diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. As Justin Long’s Character, Mookie, starts to gravitate towards Calista, we see Audrey start to project her dreams and desires of leaving the trailer park behind onto him. The friendship between Audrey and Calista unravels as the two girls fight for his affection. And in the end, you really don't care who ends up with him.

This movie drowns in what I'll refer to as the "victim mentality." The lead character blames her dead mother, her father, her friends and her trailer park for not being able to move on with her life. And instead of doing what she already knows is the best thing for her to do, she allows herself to be paralyzed by her self pity. It takes Justin Long to come along and give her something she had all along ... self respect.

This movie is just too contrived, clichéd, unoriginal and has been done before in better movies such as Bodies, Rest & Motion and Gas, Food Lodging. Also, it's as if the script was written by Debbie Downer ... "I want to be Miss America but I have MS" ... queue the Wah-Wah trumpets.

Characters
Justin Long cast as an undiscovered basketball prodigy living in the desert? Really? Soccer maybe but not basketball. Kelli Garner cast as the second fiddle in a trailer park that only contains two girls? Really? Was the casting director blind? Gina Gershon's part consists of us watching her unpack Justin Long's crap? Really? Central Casting! I need a super hot actress in her late thirties to early fourties that can unpack the back of a truck? Horrible casting but I blame the script more than the cast for this epic failure.

"Are you not entertained?"
Did I mention that Gina Gershon has two lines in this movie?

I'll have to add a new category to describe this movie: EPIC FAIL

Terminator Salvation ... Meh

Plot
The year is 2018. Judgment day has come and gone leaving humanity in the hands of a few, scattered resistance fighters. Various terminator models roam the post-apocalyptic wasteland either killing or harvesting humans all under the direction of a faceless, computer enemy known as Skynet. And the salvation of the human race rests in the hands of one man ... John Connor.

This of course is the fourth film in the Terminator series and the first to not feature Arnold ... sort of. If the first movie was about saving Sarah Connor, and the second movie was about saving John Connor, this installment seems to be about saving Kyle Reese. This is where the holes in the story begin with me. How does Skynet know about the relationship between Kyle Reese and John Connor? I can understand that they know about John Connor from his FDR style fireside chats over the radio as the leader of the resistance. But how would they know about his relationship with Kyle Reese? Kyle Reese and the T-800 are sent back in time in the year 2029 and yet this is only 2018.

Central Conflict
Man versus Machine. The idea that somehow the best in us can become the worst. That by advancing our technology we're losing our humanity. Whoa, I just went way too deep. This movie stays in the shallow end philosophically so let's back up a bit. Man versus machine. In this corner … Machine want man dead ... and in this corner, Man want machine dead ... And Go. Unfortunately, this plays out more as a guilty pleasure movie than a canonical extension of the James Cameron Terminator series.

In the first Terminator movie Kyle Reese assesses the conflict between man and machine in the following quote, "That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead." That context helps build the tension in the first 2 movies. Whereas the conflict in this installment is full of less tension because it seems Skynet is content to leave the resistance to its own devices while it’s busy in the lab working on schemes. There are no scenes like in the first movie where we see terminators infiltrating resistance camps. That would have been cool. Interesting side note, Arnold’s workout buddy Franco Columbo plays the terminator infiltrator that shoots up the resistance camp in Kyle Reese’s flash back sequence in the first terminator movie.

Influences and flaws
MCG cites such movies as Black Hawk Down, Children of Men, and Road Warrior as influences for this movie. In reality, this movie plays out more like a thinly veiled rip off of those movies while managing to never come close to catching the authenticity or originality of any of those movies.

That's probably my biggest complaint about this movie is that there’s nothing original about it at all. It's just a rehash of old clichés. Why there's even the cliché post-apocalyptic child, same archetype child as found in the Road Warrior, old Star Trek reruns (Bop!), or Aliens. I half expected her to say ... "The Terminators mostly come out at night, mostly." The 60 foot tall harvesters are right out of the movie War of the Worlds. Even the sounds they make are exactly the same as Spielberg’s alien harvesters in War of the Worlds. The air battles in the canyons are played out. The terminator motorcycles are straight out of Road Warrior and in fact the entire high way sequence is straight out of road warrior. The acceptance of Terminators as allies and even mentors for young would be resistance leaders (in this case, Kyle Reese) and not just enemies was already introduced in T2. The final sequences take place at an industrial plant and plays out exactly like the ending of T2. cough, cough, HACK! All the call backs to the original material in the form of "i'll be back" and "Come with me if you want to live" feel cheesy instead of inciting nerd nirvana like the call backs did in the recent Star Trek movie.

Maybe my problem is that I've seen too many movies and my expectations are set a little high. Or maybe MCG is a hack and this movie should have been held to a higher standard. Nevertheless it feels like they're just cashing in on the Terminator name.

Other franchises have been successfully rebooted such as Hulk, Batman and James Bond. I think in those cases, the source material needed a bit of freshness to appeal to modern audiences. This attempt at rebooting falls flat and lacks the fresh approach necessary to over shadow the source material. James Cameron casts a giant shadow. This movie plays out more like a made for TV sci-fi channel attempt at capitalizing on the franchise name instead of a true reboot of the franchise. Being a fan of the series, it was fun to see the T-600 walking around like zombies ineptly attempting to kill humans. But beyond serving up more endoskeleton murder machines walking around with "crush, kill, destroy" on their little tiny robot brains, this movie doesn't offer much.

Characters
A bright spot among the acting was new comer Sam Worthington who plays Marcus Wright. We find out that Marcus Wright is a prototype cyborg used by Cyberdyne systems to infiltrate the human resistance. That is something I would have preferred to find out in the middle of the movie when it's revealed rather than in the TRAILER!!!!!!! Because really that's the only twist in this movie. Other bright spots are Moon Bloodgood who plays a fighter in the resistance and Anton Yelchin who plays Kyle Reese. All the other performances, including Christian Bale who seems to be phoning this one in with his Batman voice, fall flat.

"Are you not entertained?"
A very qualified yes. If I had to quantify it, I'd say this movie gets 3 out of 5 stars. At least that's what I'll give it on Netflix. It's not so much that I dislike this movie as I think it's forgettable. Really, once you've seen this movie, there won't be any scenes that you'll be talking about with your friends afterwards.

Therefore this movie gets a ... Meh.

Rating System:
W00t ... Victory
Meh ... Indifference
Blah ... extremely boring

If you're interested in this movie, you should also check out ...
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Black Hawk Down
Children of Men
Mad Max 2
Transformers
War of the Worlds
Westworld
Futureworld

Angels & Demons

Plot
Based on the best selling novel by author Dan Brown, Angels & Demons is a popcorn thriller about a symbologist professor named Robert Langdon, played by Tom Hanks, being summoned to the Vatican to assist in foiling a diabolical plot against the church and its cardinals. The pope has died and 4 cardinals are kidnapped before the start of the ceremony to elect a new pope. A cryptic note is sent to the Vatican police that details the intentions of the Illuminati to kill the 4 cardinals and blow up Vatican City. Robert Langdon must decipher the clues and, in a sense, save the church. Along for the ride this time is beautiful and mysterious scientist Dr. Vittoria Vetra played by Ayelet Zurer. Together the two set out on a frantic hunt to find the Path to Illumination. The story is full of church intrigue, power struggles, and violence from within and without the Vatican.

Central Conflict
One of the themes at the center of this movie is science versus religion. More specifically who owns the moment of creation? CERN, the European Center for Nuclear Research, is on the eve of proving the God Particle exists that created life in the universe from the collision of matter and anti-matter. The Illuminati choose this as the time to strike back at the Catholic church in an act of vengeance for a previous incident against the Illuminati refered to as La Purga where 4 members of the Illuminati were branded in the chest with crosses and burned at the stake.

"Are you not Entertained?"
The verdict is Guilty. I was entertained. In a recent Colbert Report interview Ron Howard stated "The thing that Dan Brown does so well in his novels is he collects all these fringe theories and conspiracy theories, old and new, and combines them in these works of fiction and yet he puts enough verifiable history in there so that it stimulates your imagination and your curiosity while it entertains you." Ron Howard so succinctly encapsulates why this movie and others like it such as the National Treasure are so successful.

Does this movie solve the issue between religion and science?
No, but I think it sheds enough light on the subject to spark some interesting conversations that just might make people finally realize that religion and science are not inherently at odds with each other.

Odds and Ends
Read about the Vatican review of the movie

If you're interested in this movie, you should also check out ...

National Treasure
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
The Third Miracle
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
and of course ...
The Da Vinci Code

Religulous

Religulous is funny. But of course, that's its main intent: to entertain. In the style of Borat, Bill Maher films himself in a series of interludes where he makes simple people of faith look foolish by asking all the right questions about serious religious issues that are at the core of faith. Questions such as why are there so many different world religions, creationism versus evolution, is the earth only 6,000 years old, what's the deal with transubstantiation, what's the deal with the trinity, and so on. All valid questions that everyone has probably answered for themselves after a late night dorm room discussion while on the journey of forming their world view.

The only problem is I don't think Bill Maher was looking for the answers or even looking for a level playing field on which to debate the questions. The goal here is to strictly to entertain rather than educate. And that's where this movie falls short. Bill Maher's political debates on his show "Real Time" are, for the most part, well represented by conservatives and liberals alike so as to have a fair and balanced debate of the political issues of the day. In contrast, Religulous is more like the Christians being fed to the lions than a fair and balanced discussion on faith.

"Are you not Entertained?"
I have to say I was. Dispite my beliefs differing from Bill Maher, I found the movie very funny. But I have a sick sense of humor.

The movie fails to resonate any truth since the discussion was pretty one sided. In other words, this was a religious version of Jay Leno's Jay walking where you ask simple questions to stupid people to get a laugh at their expense.

If you are really interested in listening to educated people discuss this type of material than I suggest the PBS special entitled
The Question of God: Sigmund Freud & C.S. Lewis

If you're interested in this movie, you should also check out ...
Borat
The Question of God: Sigmund Freud & C.S. Lewis